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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Dishonest Headline #241

Mucho thanks to Arianna and the HuffPost brownshirts for this groundbreaking news.

Turns out that at each stop on Bush's Latin America Goodwill Tour, Bush gets hungry and needs to consume nutrients to sustain his life force. What a rotten bastard, right?

He is enjoying the ethnic cuisine in each country on his tour and The Left is shitting bricks over it.

I swear to God, they are letting a 5th grader write the headlines at the Huffington Post.
Libtards are shallow.

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Monday, February 26, 2007

Dishonest Headline #235

Well, let's see what the libtards are crying about today. Hmmm....looks like a bad case of 'We have no sense of humor'-itis.

Of course, Arianna would rather post yet another intentionally dishonest headline than admit Tony got a laugh out of the press corp. The White House made no comment on Al Gore's Oscar. The story states quite clearly that Tony was asked what he thought about Gore's film, not what the White House thought.

Libtards never win with the truth.
Ever.


WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Al Gore is garnering wide praise following his documentary's win at last night's Academy Awards -- even from White House Press Secretary Tony Snow.

Asked in a press briefing Monday what he thought about Al Gore's documentary film, "An Inconvenient Truth," winning an Oscar, Snow said, "I'm happy for him," and mused, "It's good to have a second career."

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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Dishonest Headline #231

I'm going to do it everyday, Arianna. I'm going to continue exposing the lies you spin on your web of deceit.

And today is no different. Another day, another made up headline meant to feed Bush-Derangement-Syndrome.Arianna, as usual, lies with the headline. The tourists aren't staying away because of Bush's low ratings. Quite the contrary, whenever The Commander In Chief is in town, tourism is wayyyyyyy up.


So, what has caused the decline in tourist dollars? The article spells it out very clearly, but the HuffPOS decided it would be better to fabricate a headline. The decline in tourist dollars is directly related to the arrival of the Great Unwashed, the Cindy Sheehan libtardos who descend upon the town of Crawford like a locust plague of biblical proportions.

Tie-dyed hippies who haven't bathed in week, asking to use the restrooms of the local businesses, and spending nothing....that's what keeps the tourists away.
To quote from the article itself:

The Crawford Chamber of Commerce and Agriculture said it had no figures on how many visitors the city gets.

Crow suggested that the anti-war demonstrations that Cindy Sheehan started in Crawford in 2005 have led some tourists to stay away.

"When the president would be home, more people would come hoping to get a glimpse of him," she said. "But with the frustrations caused by the protesters, it wasn't as popular to come to Crawford and pick up trinkets."


Yup, you and the kids travel all the way to Crawford hoping to catch a glimpse of the President of The United States, when all of a sudden you find traffic blocked by a clan of stinkie hippies lying in the roadway having a 'dead in' protest.

"Honey...keep driving. Step on it."

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Thursday, February 01, 2007


Man, liberals really are pussies.

How many times was Pres. Bush supposed to ask them to stand back?
Poor babies, they had to walk to one side quickly. What was that tractors top speed, 5mph?

"I would suggest moving back," Bush said as he climbed into the cab of a massive D-10 tractor.

What part of that sentence did the moronic press not understand?

OMG! IT WAS LIKE GITMO ALL OVER AGAIN!!

The moonbats over at the HuffPOS are having a shit-fit. The entire comments section is filled with libtardos crying that Bush intentionally tried to kill the reporters and that he should face charges.

It doesn't get much better than this....

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