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From the January 23 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Surprises In George W. Bush's State of the Union Address." Late Show home page: www.cbs.com
10. Wore a "Hillary in 2008" T-shirt
9. Unveiled plan for botched invasion of Iran
8. Vowed to end America's dependence on foreign films
7. 20-minute presentation on why "The O.C." shouldn't be canceled
6. More than once, he turned and kissed Nancy Pelosi on the mouth
5. When he said "Times are tough. That's why when I need a little pick-me-up I reach for a Snickers!"
4. Concluded policy proposal with a rousing "Deal or No Deal?"
3. Announced intelligence reports suggest there is a veal shank under the pantsuit
2. For viewers who have HDTV, he was 17% Bushier
1. Showed up late explaining he was watching "Idol"
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