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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Apparently we are in Iraq because Bush did very poorly in school. I almost busted a gut laughing at this hilarious joke. John, you're killing me, stop!
It was especially humorous coming from somebody who had WORSE grades than Bush did in college.
I wonder where we'd be with President Kerry.


Blogger joe said...

very nice.

2 days AFTER he apologized and you are still all over this guy's simple misstatement.

Tony Snow via cnn: All you have to do is say, I apologize. I said something, it came out wrong, I’m sorry. And instead, what Sen. Kerry has done, is he’s tried to whip it into a big thing…

According to the White house this story was over 2 days ago. Even though they still harp on it just like you do. Too bad you folks cant keep anything straight.

just a reminder:

Bush said "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Where is the outrage at the president's assertion that he never stops searching for new ways to hurt americans? Why does Bush hate america?

hint. There isnt any reason for it becuase a misstatement is a common occurance in public speaking. The only reason to attack something like this is becuase you have no valid arguments anywhere on anything anyone cares about this election.

My only question is, if this is how you act while you folks are in charge, how much worse will you be when you are marginalized to minority party status?

1:30 PM  
Blogger Senor said...

Not a simple misstatement, Joe.
He is lying.
Please explain to me how what he said was a joke? Whats the punchline? He's saying that we are in Iraq because Bush did really poor in school? For crying out loud, he had better grades than Kerry. He went to Harvard and Yale, so PLEASE explain how this was a joke.

Is that what constitutes a joke for the left? A US Senator telling a group of kids that the president of the US is an idiot is a 'joke'?

Bushisms are slips of the tongue and Bush has plenty of them.

I'm not buying Kerrys concocted story that this was a joke.

It bothers you that 2 days after he apologized we are still hitting him with it?

You mean like the MSM is doing to George Allen over his 'macaca' comment? Did you see the media so ready to quickly dismiss Allens statement after two days?

Hell no. Instead they dredged up people he played football with over TWENTY years ago to dig up dirt.

Foley resigned immediately. Is the media finally ready to let that one go? Nope.

Rush slammed MJ Fox 2 weeks ago. Have they let that one go?

I'll say it again, Kerry got worse grades than Bush in college, so why does he pretend to be so much smarter?

And if he is so smart and Bush is such a complete moron, why is it that Bush was able to so easily dupe Kerry in to doing his bidding on the Iraq war, which Kerry voted for?

Kerry is a terrible excuse maker. Talk about not being able to admit a mistake. He falls down on a mountain and he blames the secret service. He wipes out windsurfing, he complains that the secret service made it happen.

He loses an election and cant believe he 'lost to that idiot'. He votes for the war and then claims he was tricked by Bush.

Don't we expect a little more from our senators?

He is the King of Pathetic.

I wish one of those kids would have raised a hand and asked,
"Did you vote for the war? Arent you one of the people who got us into a war in Iraq? Havent you been saying for many years that Iraq was a threat? How did Bush so easily dupe you?"

4:01 PM  
Blogger joe said...

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11:42 PM  
Blogger joe said...

I cant believe you need me to point this out.

The allusion was not to how he did in school, but how well he prepared for invading another country, bush didnt do his homework, he didnt even know the difference between sunni and shia until after the initial invasion, and I doubt he understands it now. Why are we stuck in iraq with death tolls still rising? Bush didnt do his homework.

Kerry missed using the word "us" look at the pre-released transcript of his speech, it is very clear as to the intent, and it came out before he gave the speech. Stop being such a drone and do some of your own homework, every day you show me why this country is in such bad shape.

my question is how this is in any way an issue, Kerry isnt running for anything, you cant vote him out.

The foley issue is rather different dont you think?

The Macaca incident, which is obviously wholly racist, is an issue becuase he's running, and there has been plenty of supporting evidence of his racism even in dealing with his mother's ancestry. Just another pathetic throwback who needs to be voted out. And all those folks who came out against him went to the press, the press didnt go knocking on doors looking for people to say he was a racist, as if they needed to.

Rush attacked a diseased man for working to help others like himself, should that ever be let go? why?

I dont like Kerry either, but he isnt my representative anyway so its hardly my concern. He isnt yours either, so I wonder why you waste so much time attacking a bad joke?

Vote out all incumbents, and for those of you who cant read between the lines that means democrats too, Some simply cannot see past their partisanship but I just want honesty and oversight in government and everywhere else. Vote on paper by absentee ballot if necessary.

11:44 PM  
Blogger joe said...

and of course, you still arent attacking John Boehner.

John Boehner blames Generals for Iraq mess

Kinda makes you wonder what you really cant stand, an attack against the troops or just someone you hate attacking the troops.

11:50 PM  
Blogger Senor said...

Again, after Kerry made his 'joke', I wish one of those kids would have raised a hand and asked,
"Did you vote for the war?

Arent you one of the people who got us into a war in Iraq?

Havent you been saying for many years that Iraq was a threat?

How did Bush so easily dupe you?"

Didnt you do your homework, John?

6:56 AM  
Blogger joe said...

You may wish that, but it only proves your own ignorance. Thankfully none of our students is so uninformed.

There was no vote for war. Need I remind you that War must be declared by congress, something that has not yet happened? The vote I assume you are talking about was a vote to back the president in case of need for military action, it did not authorize war in any sense, it was sold to everyone as a show of support to offer a "united frot" to Saddam.

Nobody voted for war.

11:46 AM  
Blogger joe said...

"United Front"

I really need to check more carefully before I post.

11:47 AM  
Blogger Senor said...

Wednesday, Aug. 18, 2004
Responding to a challenge from President Bush, last week Senator Kerry stated that even if he had known then what he knows now, he still would have voted to authorize the use of force against Iraq in October 2002.

I guess his nuanced views must have evolved since then.

4:46 PM  
Blogger joe said...

I just read this response to a different topic from a different site. It struck me as appropriate:

Being that this story has roughly equal importance as John Kerry’s inability to tell a joke, it will be interesting to see if the number/ratio of front page stories over time. For example, there were the following phases in the Kerry story:

Kerry botches joke, GOP feigns outrage, prepared remarks show it really was a botched joke, Kerry gets really angry, GOP feigns outrage, nation heaves a collective groan, Kerry apologizes, GOP feigns outrage, polling finally shows that nobody fucking cares.

By contrast, the Haggard story, which is only about a day old, has already had the following phases:

Haggard outed, fierce denials, everyone points and laughs, details about meth/gay sex emerge, everyone points and laughs, news of voice mails emerges, Haggard resigns, everyone laughs, partial admission of guilt, more laughing, voice mails/transcripts go public, more laughing.

We still have more to come:

More sexy details emerge, bobbleheads speculate about evangelical turnout, pollsters poll about evangelical turnout, post-election post-mortum discusses actual non-effect on evangelical turnout, police investigate meth charges, church investigates sex charges, Haggard goes all Jimmy Swaggart, Haggard is booted from church and/or forgiven, divorced by wife and/or forgiven, people finally bore of story.

November 3rd, 2006 at 11:54 pm

12:54 PM  
Blogger Senor said...

I'm sorry....

what office is Haggard running for? Is he an elected govt official of some sort?

4:33 PM  
Blogger joe said...

I'm sorry, I thought it was obvious that this was meant to show how ridiculous this issue is.

Next time I'll be sure to post at a 5th grade reading level, then maybe your neighbor's kid can tell you what I meant.

2:02 PM  

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