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The Comedians Keep Us Laughing
"Until we win World War III and crush the evildoers in what our president calls a "struggle for civilization" - all law enforcement people have to work on THAT, and not on busting Willie Nelson." =Bill Maher
Despite Willie Nelson being busted with a pound and a half of weed and a fifth of a pound of shrooms, Bill Maher reasons that we should let Willie go because we have a war on terror to fight and ALL law enforcement bandwidth should therefor be dedicated to that task.
Never mind the murderers, rapists, child molesters, bank robbers, and muggers....we have a war to fight. You see, Bill and his ilk don't believe that we are engaged in a 'struggle for civilization'. They think the terrorists would like us just fine if Bush weren't president. You know, the way they liked us so much before Bush became president.
Of course, you should keep in mind that Maher is really referring to celebrities like himself. There is a different set of rules that gets applied to the rest of us who get caught rollin' in the Benzo with an LB of the chronic.
This is kind of interesting:
When Bill Maher and other celeb bloggers pen something for the Huffington Post, nobody is allowed to respond in the comments section unless they are on an approved list of friendly commenters. This is to keep riff-raff like me from offending the sensibilities of the 'talent'.
Despite Willie Nelson being busted with a pound and a half of weed and a fifth of a pound of shrooms, Bill Maher reasons that we should let Willie go because we have a war on terror to fight and ALL law enforcement bandwidth should therefor be dedicated to that task.
Never mind the murderers, rapists, child molesters, bank robbers, and muggers....we have a war to fight. You see, Bill and his ilk don't believe that we are engaged in a 'struggle for civilization'. They think the terrorists would like us just fine if Bush weren't president. You know, the way they liked us so much before Bush became president.
Of course, you should keep in mind that Maher is really referring to celebrities like himself. There is a different set of rules that gets applied to the rest of us who get caught rollin' in the Benzo with an LB of the chronic.
This is kind of interesting:
When Bill Maher and other celeb bloggers pen something for the Huffington Post, nobody is allowed to respond in the comments section unless they are on an approved list of friendly commenters. This is to keep riff-raff like me from offending the sensibilities of the 'talent'.
posted by Senor PeerPressure at 5:27 PM
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