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Sunday, August 27, 2006

Jimmy


Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy....

You were without a doubt, one of the worst presidents ever. Interest rates averaged 14%, Iran held American hostages for an entire year while you did nothing, unemployment at 7%, gas rationing and that whole 55MPH thing.

Then after you got pounded in your re-election bid, you can't seem to find a bad word for terrorists and dictators. You said Hugo Chavez's election was clean while ours was fraudulent. You condemn Israel for defending itself. You praise Kim Il Jong, you gave away the Panama canal....

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy....you are like a bad joke that just won't end. You haven't ever been right, not once.

Please stick to building homes for the poor and leave the real world to responsible leaders.

3 Comments:

Blogger Senor PeerPressure said...

What a great leader Carter was. What strength and fortitude.

LOL.

7:17 AM  
Blogger Senor PeerPressure said...

Comparing Reagan to Carter is like comparing a bullet that has been fired from a gun, to a bullet that has been thrown.

2:12 PM  
Blogger FleshPresser said...

Boy... what a great line....huh huh huh... and to think that it only took you seven hours to come up with it.

9:31 PM  

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