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Soccer is soooooo Boring
Well, I watched the World Cup Final.
Yawn.
Here's a better idea.
Give each team 1 point.
Play for 10 minutes.
Go to penalty kicks.
I see these commercials on tv where players are doing all these fancy 'bend it like beckham' moves but I don't see any of that on the field. When somebody finally does get lined up for a shot, it's a wild kick that sails 20 ft over the goal. Yeah, REAL exciting.
These are the worlds best goalies and they can only stop 1 out of 10 penalty shots? They might as well have me in there.
I'll take good ol' fashioned smash n' bash American football, thank you.
Yawn.
Here's a better idea.
Give each team 1 point.
Play for 10 minutes.
Go to penalty kicks.
I see these commercials on tv where players are doing all these fancy 'bend it like beckham' moves but I don't see any of that on the field. When somebody finally does get lined up for a shot, it's a wild kick that sails 20 ft over the goal. Yeah, REAL exciting.
These are the worlds best goalies and they can only stop 1 out of 10 penalty shots? They might as well have me in there.
I'll take good ol' fashioned smash n' bash American football, thank you.
posted by Senor PeerPressure at 7:29 AM
1 Comments:
The offsides rule should go right out the window.
I played for years when I was a kid and I always thought that 1) it's a stupid and almost indecipherable rule mainly used by refs biased against your team and 2) it keeps the scoring down.
Yay for scores of 0-1 all the time. Pfffrt.
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