Soccer is soooooo Boring
Here's a better idea.
Give each team 1 point.
Play for 10 minutes.
Go to penalty kicks.
I see these commercials on tv where players are doing all these fancy 'bend it like beckham' moves but I don't see any of that on the field. When somebody finally does get lined up for a shot, it's a wild kick that sails 20 ft over the goal. Yeah, REAL exciting.
These are the worlds best goalies and they can only stop 1 out of 10 penalty shots? They might as well have me in there.
I'll take good ol' fashioned smash n' bash American football, thank you.