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Sunday, July 16, 2006

Moonbat Conspiracy Theory #12,000

HuffPo Moonbats Think Ken Lay Is Alive

Would you expect any less from the tards who think 9-11 was planned by the Bush Administration?

Check out these moronic comments from the morons:

How about any and all of the multitute of tv detective shows in which some notorious thug or insurance defrauder claims a body of a homeless person, has it cremated as himself and disappears with freedom and $$$$$$. That cremation is might suspicous.
By: dawlishgal on July 16, 2006 at 10:00am

Wake up righties - you are wrong about Ken Lay, just like you are wrong about George Bush and the rest of your dream-like world of bombing for peace, the rapture, and all that craptrap. By: balleryna2 on July 16, 2006 at 09:59am

At first I thought that Barbara Olsen story was too far fetched. But when I told my husband, who travels in Europe on business, that she reportedly had lire in her possession rather than Euros, he said that they can still be exchanged for Euros at banks and currency exchange stations at airports and train staions. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
By: TLV on July 16, 2006 at 09:31am
(Ed Note: Moonbats think the passengers on the 9-11 airliners are living it up on some desert isle)

I had the same thought - that Ken Lay is lounging by the sea at the same far end of the earth as Barbara Olsen.
By: olivia on July 15, 2006 at 11:57pm

Just my 2 cents but, of the last pictures I saw of him in the media - he looked pretty healthy to me! Even his skin tone looked good, which gives clues as to how someone is doing.
By: northeastneighbor on July 16, 2006 at 08:29am

Kenny the Criminal is alive and well on a half-acre 'ranch' in Saudi.
By: TDoff on July 16, 2006 at 01:03am

Why would he kill himself now, rather than in September? He'd have more time to enjoy.
By: smootybooty on July 16, 2006 at 05:09am

He's alive. It's too coincidental. Powell was treated in the same hospital for alitude sickness. Like he's never had THAT before! That's too easy of an excuse, too easy to fake. He was probably briefing the doctors on Lay's Exit Strategy. Cremation was too easy. He died on vacation they said. VACATION! How could he relax with four months to go until he serves a life sentence? Would you really want to see Colorado of all place with four months of freedom left?
By: BilderbergersKilledUs on July 16, 2006 at 05:46am

Just wait six months and see where his wife gets off to. If she discreetly drops off the edge of the earth, perhaps confined to a posh old folks home somewhere in Switzerland, you can bet they've reunited somewhere they can't be touched.
By: stfranklin on July 16, 2006 at 08:18am

If the Dept. of Justice can make, literally, THOUSANDS of witnesses disappear to a new life, then certainly, Bush's cronies in government can make ONE CEO disappear to a new life. The fact he was privately cremated instead of having the usual open-casket funeral only makes this certain.
By: Val on July 16, 2006 at 06:42am

I have no direct evidence to confirm or refute it. But if there was anyone with the money, capability, and motivation to pull it off, Ken would have been the guy.
By: InnocentBystander on July 15, 2006 at 11:51pm

Is it too much to ask for some transparency? We have a wealthy bastard, one of the bigger crooks this century, who dies before going into prison for the rest of his life, in Aspen; where a whole planeload of other Bush Crime Family characters had just disembarked.
By: vitriolandangst on July 16, 2006 at 06:58am

Dead? Yeah, right. If he can cook books he can cook up a new identity.
By: sjay on July 16, 2006 at 10:17am

The Left is sooooo credible, don't you think?


Blogger Matt Vella said...

Now now, those folks are of the extreme left. Extremists of any kind are 1) kind of scary and 2) generally not representative of how the bulk of the population (or even their proclaimed party) feels.

10:49 AM  
Blogger Ma Titwonky said...

So, if I've got this right, Ken Lay is off somewhere with Elvis, Barbara Olsen, and Tupac enjoying the good life. Have they invited JFK to join them, or is this an exclusively Winger party?

11:44 AM  
Blogger Senor said...

Not just Barbara Olsen, but the hundreds of others who were supposedly on the 9-11 airliners piloted by PNAC Jews.

They are all sunning themselves on an island somewhere at taxpayers expense.

I wish these were just the extremists, Matt, but the 'Bush Lied' crowd and the moonbat left is one and the same.

12:15 PM

12:16 PM  
Blogger joe said...

I love the right wing dont you? anything one guy says is attributable to the left, and yet when the likes of coulter and malkin call for the death of anyone its just a joke that the left doesnt get, if ward churchill says he thinks american policy adds to terrorism he's a monster who should be shot,deported hung, burned alive etc(all from that lunatic left again I bet)but when glenn beck says it only took him about a year to hate the 9-11 victims why would that be offensive, of course there are always the blatant lies coming from this republican administration, the pathetic attempt by santorum and the fox news propagandists to say there were WMD and a link to saddam hussien... yep pointing out the lies and the hypocracy of republicans sure makes me loony, and while I doubt that lay really is still alive, if i had the power and resources (not to mention freinds in high places) that lay had, I'd also be dead and enjoying an afterlife in the carribbean.

3:51 PM  
Blogger Senor said...

"I love the right wing dont you? anything one guy says is attributable to the left"

I quoted from SEVERAL people, all of them quite liberal, AKA 'the left'.

Do conservatives think 9-11 was an inside job?

Do conservatives think the U.S. is the major terror threat to the world?

Do conservatives think Ken Lay is alive or that the moon landings were faked?

Do conservatives believe Area 51 is hiding alien spaceships?

No, only the moonbats.
AKA 'the left'.

3:58 PM  
Blogger Senor said...

"if ward churchill says he thinks american policy adds to terrorism he's a monster "

Actually, what Ward Churchill said is that the victims of 9-11 deserved what they got. He said they were all 'little Eichmans'.

He also said he was a Native American Indian.


4:14 PM  
Blogger Matt Vella said...

Well, Bush did lie to get us into Iraq. People can ignore Downing Street and more as much as they like, but all indicators point toward a predetermined course.

Or are we now reversing course and saying that it's because our intelligence community is so criminally inept that all of the things that were said to get us there turned out to be patently false?

Either way, it's not a pretty picture now is it?

Then there's the "we do not torture" statement. Oh boy.

Hey, which is more serious - blurring the line between full blown sex and just getting a bj in the oval office, or blurring the line between bamboo under the fingernails and "waterboarding"?

11:14 AM  
Blogger Jenn of the Jungle said...

What a bunch of whack jobs.I've seen worse comments by lefties than these.

They are all idiots.

Especially Matt V. :)

11:27 AM  
Blogger joe said...

Do conservatives think 9-11 was an inside job?

Do conservatives think the U.S. is the major terror threat to the world?

Do conservatives think Ken Lay is alive or that the moon landings were faked?

Do conservatives believe Area 51 is hiding alien spaceships?

No, only the moonbats.

Wrong Kevin, Conservatives dont think, they believe. And I know of severeal conservatives who believe the area 51 crap.

As for the others, MIT has proven that the Trade center towers could not have fallen simply as a result of being hit by those planes, does that mean bush did it? no. It does mean something has been covered up.

It is impossible for a steel framed building to collapse into perfectly sized peices of steel to be trucked away, without the use of carefully planted explosives, the type incidently that are used by the demolition crew that got the contract to clean up WTC debris. does that mean bush did it? no but something sure looks odd.

Cheyenne mountain holds an agency called NORAD, whose sole job is to monitor all air traffic in North America, they have the authority to launch interceptors without outside approval, yet apparently all their operators were on a coffee break during the time that 3 airliners were hijacked, turned around and flown to their targets... does this mean bush did it? no. but how can it be possible?
When a private plane approached washington heading towards the white house fighters were scrambled in seconds and on site to watch the plane plow into the ground near the white house...but nobody noticed transponders being shut off and 3 airplanes leaving their flight paths?

None of these things prove Bush did anything, but they sure leave a lot of unanswered questions, and all of them point towards some kind of cover-up by the government. I'll be the first to admit they may just be trying to cover up their blatant incompetence, but it is still a coverup, it is still our government trying to hide something they have at the very least tragically mishandled. That should anger every american citizen.

We may never know the truth, but it is plain that they have lied to us, and that is unacceptable in an american administration.

Conservatives never think anything they havent been told to think, that's why inventors and artists are overwhelmingly liberal, lemmings never come up with anything new, they just find a new cliff to run off of.

4:53 PM  
Blogger Senor said...

Thanks for stopping by and showing your true colors, Joe.

To claim that 9-11 was an inside job confirms everything I believe about you.

9:01 AM  
Blogger Matt Vella said...

Jenn - :P

9:43 AM  
Blogger joe said...

Your beliefs matter very little to me, but where exactly did I say 9-11 was an inside job?

I brought up very few of the more obvious problems with the official 9-11 story and said it looks like a cover-up, I also said they may simply be covering up gross incompetence, though I think I said blatant incompetence last time...

So, where exactly did I say 9-11 was an inside job?

What I'm really wondering though, is since you obviously dont bother actually reading my posts, why you continue to pretend you are responding to them?

Still I am happy to have been able to confirm your own beleifs, after all, that's all that matters isnt it? that you as a conservative get to be right. enjoy!

5:12 PM  
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