Moonbat Conspiracy Theory #12,000
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How about any and all of the multitute of tv detective shows in which some notorious thug or insurance defrauder claims a body of a homeless person, has it cremated as himself and disappears with freedom and $$$$$$. That cremation is might suspicous.
By: dawlishgal on July 16, 2006 at 10:00am
Wake up righties - you are wrong about Ken Lay, just like you are wrong about George Bush and the rest of your dream-like world of bombing for peace, the rapture, and all that craptrap. By: balleryna2 on July 16, 2006 at 09:59am
At first I thought that Barbara Olsen story was too far fetched. But when I told my husband, who travels in Europe on business, that she reportedly had lire in her possession rather than Euros, he said that they can still be exchanged for Euros at banks and currency exchange stations at airports and train staions. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
By: TLV on July 16, 2006 at 09:31am
(Ed Note: Moonbats think the passengers on the 9-11 airliners are living it up on some desert isle)
I had the same thought - that Ken Lay is lounging by the sea at the same far end of the earth as Barbara Olsen.
By: olivia on July 15, 2006 at 11:57pm
Just my 2 cents but, of the last pictures I saw of him in the media - he looked pretty healthy to me! Even his skin tone looked good, which gives clues as to how someone is doing.
By: northeastneighbor on July 16, 2006 at 08:29am
Kenny the Criminal is alive and well on a half-acre 'ranch' in Saudi.
By: TDoff on July 16, 2006 at 01:03am
Why would he kill himself now, rather than in September? He'd have more time to enjoy.
By: smootybooty on July 16, 2006 at 05:09am
He's alive. It's too coincidental. Powell was treated in the same hospital for alitude sickness. Like he's never had THAT before! That's too easy of an excuse, too easy to fake. He was probably briefing the doctors on Lay's Exit Strategy. Cremation was too easy. He died on vacation they said. VACATION! How could he relax with four months to go until he serves a life sentence? Would you really want to see Colorado of all place with four months of freedom left?
By: BilderbergersKilledUs on July 16, 2006 at 05:46am
Just wait six months and see where his wife gets off to. If she discreetly drops off the edge of the earth, perhaps confined to a posh old folks home somewhere in Switzerland, you can bet they've reunited somewhere they can't be touched.
By: stfranklin on July 16, 2006 at 08:18am
If the Dept. of Justice can make, literally, THOUSANDS of witnesses disappear to a new life, then certainly, Bush's cronies in government can make ONE CEO disappear to a new life. The fact he was privately cremated instead of having the usual open-casket funeral only makes this certain.
By: Val on July 16, 2006 at 06:42am
I have no direct evidence to confirm or refute it. But if there was anyone with the money, capability, and motivation to pull it off, Ken would have been the guy.
By: InnocentBystander on July 15, 2006 at 11:51pm
Is it too much to ask for some transparency? We have a wealthy bastard, one of the bigger crooks this century, who dies before going into prison for the rest of his life, in Aspen; where a whole planeload of other Bush Crime Family characters had just disembarked.
By: vitriolandangst on July 16, 2006 at 06:58am
Dead? Yeah, right. If he can cook books he can cook up a new identity.
By: sjay on July 16, 2006 at 10:17am
The Left is sooooo credible, don't you think?