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Thursday, July 06, 2006

It's OK Joe, You Get A Pass For Being Democrat

"I've had a great relationship with Indians. You cannot enter a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent"


If the guy had been Black, Biden would have said, "Whattup, my brother? Aaaaiight? I really like that 50 Cent guy, I listen to that CD when I'm rollin' in the Benzo. "
Then he would have given him the hip-hop handshake, you know the one, where you clasp hands and lean into each others shoulders....

"We have a lot of Black people here. I have a great relationship with Black people. You cant be goin' into no 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you are gonna be keeping it real, bitches."

Biden is the stereotypical parody of a politician. He exudes a slick phonieness. If he wasn't a senator he would be hawking you term life insurance or he would be the guy at the used car lot asking you, "What do I have to do to get you into this car today?"


Blogger Matt Vella said...

And yet that man faced Ann Coulter plagiarizes - she'll get a pass. Not only that, her supporters think it's cool in a way. She's got balls! Some might say literally.

Rush gets away with scot free on what basically anyone else in the US who wasn't a hi-profile figure would be carried away in shackles for. Is he rebuked? Nay, he's on his way to doing it again.

Not that I think Joe is any better, but you get the idea.

6:30 PM  
Blogger Senor said...

Yeah, you are right, Matt. The key phrase in your comment is 'hi-profile figure'.
Its always been that way and will always be that way.
Think you could hit a capitol hill police officer and walk away?
Drive drunk and then have the cops drive you home?
Kill your wife and get away with it (OJ, Baretta, possibly Shatner)?

The Robert Downey jrs and Courtney Love's will get chance after chance. You and I would get the book thrown at us the very first time.

7:23 PM  
Blogger prying1 said...

"If he wasn't a senator" he would be:

Plumber: charging $850.00 for having his assistant seal a leak with plumbers tape.

Mattress Salesman: Figuring out how to have a new "SALE" for every week of the year.

Boxer or Wrestler: Practicing running in squares

7-11 Clerk: Practicing short changing with his assistant.

Dunkin Donut owner: Figuring the right amount of plaster of paris to put in the recipe to add body and heft.

11:44 PM  

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