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Thursday, July 06, 2006

France vs. Italy

I couldn't care less about the World Cup, but since the Final is France vs Italy, it reminded me of the Simpsons episode that featured Hank Scorpio, criminal mastermind hellbent on world domination.

Scorpio is about to demonstrate his new doomsday laser by wiping a country off the map.

Hank Scorpio, "Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy or France?"
Homer, "France"
Hank Scorpio, "Hehe, nobody ever says Italy."


Blogger Matt Vella said...

Of course not. C'mon...pizza, Sopranos, Ferrari, gesticulating wildly with your hands while speaking...

6:33 PM  
Blogger percys world said...

I hate them.lol
so you where wrong its the pizza bums that are out for me.

1:26 AM  
Blogger Cronos said...

Y que sabis vos de football , gringo estupido?, con lo unico que juagai a la pelota es con tu weas, gil

8:04 PM  
Blogger Senor said...

In English, BeeYatch.

8:09 PM  

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