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Through The Eyes of a Libtard
Gary goes to use the copier at work and discovers that the toner cartride hasn't been replaced.
"Our CEO in Chicago should resign, this is incompetence.", he mutters.
Gary knows that Mikey G. is cheating on his expense reports.
"Our CEO in Chicago should resign. This is a culture of corruption", he whines.
Gary finds out that the V.P. he reports to has been monitoring his internet usage and reading some emails.
"This is spying and it violates my rights! Our CEO in Chicago should resign", he moans.
Gary discovers that somebody spilled their coffee and didn't clean it up.
"This CEO doesn't care! He should resign."
Gary calls in sick the next day so he can go see "Loose Change".
"Our CEO in Chicago should resign, this is incompetence.", he mutters.
Gary knows that Mikey G. is cheating on his expense reports.
"Our CEO in Chicago should resign. This is a culture of corruption", he whines.
Gary finds out that the V.P. he reports to has been monitoring his internet usage and reading some emails.
"This is spying and it violates my rights! Our CEO in Chicago should resign", he moans.
Gary discovers that somebody spilled their coffee and didn't clean it up.
"This CEO doesn't care! He should resign."
Gary calls in sick the next day so he can go see "Loose Change".
posted by Senor PeerPressure at 3:21 PM
2 Comments:
Yes, but did he kill the pope???
Gary is so stupid! Doesn't he know his CEO in Chicago has nothing to do with any of that stuff.
IT IS ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!
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