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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

10 Steps To Posting Like A Liberal

Yes, you too can post comments like a real liberal if you follow these simple rules:

1. Compare the administration to the Third Reich (it doesn't matter that you know nothing about WWII). Make references to Hitler, Goebbels, Mussolini, Nazi's, facism, and dictatorship.
2. Remind everbody that Republicans drive SUVs. Liberals don't.
3. Make accusations that all Republicans are racists. They don't want to protect the borders, they just don't like brown people.
4. Any tactic to fight the war on terror is a violation of humanity. Make numerous claims that the entire bill of rights no longer exists. Don't tell anybody that you didn't vote last time....
5. Remember, the election was stolen in 2000 by the Supreme Court and the the election was stolen in 2004 by Diebold.
6. Always mention Halliburton. Never mind that you are invested in Halliburton via your 401k.
7. Support and push the movie, "Loose Change". This movie clearly proves that the U.S. staged 9-11 so they could wage war on brown people overseas.
8. Make accusatory statements regarding Fox news. Always spell it "Faux News".
9. George Bush looks funny. Like a monkey. Run with it! Pretend you are in 3rd grade again.
10. When you make a ridiculous statement (see 1 through 9) and somebody calls you on it, make a stink that conservatives are trying to squelch dissent and discredit you. This is a GREAT tactic, one employed by Joe Wilson; make a false statement and if somebody from the govt tries to correct your erroneous claims, they are just trying to discredit you!

This will get you started! Follow this simple template and soon you will be posting like a true moonbat!


Blogger Matt Vella said...

Don't forget PNAC.

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