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That Rag, Blogzilla!, Beat Me To A Story I Wanted To Do
I was just getting my daily dose of Blogzilla! (a great blog, even if he is a left wing whackjob) and today The Vellanator is ranting, rambling, and musing (hehe) about certain words and themes he is tired of seeing on other peoples Blogs. Blogzilla! has called for a Moratorium Monday whereby all bloggers in the blogosphere (hehe) will refrain from using certain words. Check it out, it's pretty funny and not a bad idea.
I've been participating in that Blogmad nonsense and after seeing a few thousand blogs I thought I would throw my 2 cents in on this one too:
1. Enough cat blogs and dog blogs. Nobody believes your pet companion is writing a blog. Putting a funny hat on a pet is something we've all seen before.
2. Weight loss blogs....does the world really need to know that you are down to 285 and would kill for a Snickers?
3. Mom Blogs...You have three unruly teens and you want to share your insightful stories. Try spending more time with them instead of 4 hrs a day on the internet.
4. Porn Blogs...Isn't there enough porn already without having to blog it?
5. Short stories you've written....Get published. Until then, add some funny pictures to go along with your musings cuz I aint reading no books on the internet.
6. Jesus Blogs...uh uh. Not even going to sit through the 30 secs to get my Blogmad credit.
I've been participating in that Blogmad nonsense and after seeing a few thousand blogs I thought I would throw my 2 cents in on this one too:
1. Enough cat blogs and dog blogs. Nobody believes your pet companion is writing a blog. Putting a funny hat on a pet is something we've all seen before.
2. Weight loss blogs....does the world really need to know that you are down to 285 and would kill for a Snickers?
3. Mom Blogs...You have three unruly teens and you want to share your insightful stories. Try spending more time with them instead of 4 hrs a day on the internet.
4. Porn Blogs...Isn't there enough porn already without having to blog it?
5. Short stories you've written....Get published. Until then, add some funny pictures to go along with your musings cuz I aint reading no books on the internet.
6. Jesus Blogs...uh uh. Not even going to sit through the 30 secs to get my Blogmad credit.
posted by Senor PeerPressure at 12:51 PM
8 Comments:
Hello, fellow ranter and raver!
I just surfed my way here through cyberspace after posting up some new pics of my cat Patchouli into the blogosphere. I can't wait to see what SurM|X@Lot has to say about them!
I have some random musings and ramblings that have been rattling around my bipolar brain. I sense a post coming!
I also have some poetry about procrastinating that I think I'll post later in my triple secret blog to show the world what it's really like to be me...
Btw, thanks for the plug.
I may be a whackjob, but I'm a well thought out whackjob!
LOL, I meant to say 'whack' not 'whackjob'. Matt's blog is 'whack'.
Wait...'whack' does mean 'good' right? Curse you Amy Bartlett...you have me so confused and now I am running late for the boondoggle.
"...this is not some sort of boondoggle."
Amy 'Brain Trust' Bartlett
good plan.
I agree with everything you said.
HOLY SHIT!
Thank you. I think together we can bridge this great divide and work towards making Matt's vision of a Better Monday a reality.
MATT VELLA FOR PRESIDENT IN '08!!!
I've been browsing blogs just for a few days and those same categories formed in my head. Dead on remarks :)
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