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Friday, April 21, 2006

Best of Hasselhoff

Check out the reviews over at Amazon.com for David Hasselhoff's CD, Best of Hasselhoff.
I pissed myself laughing.

5 Comments:

Blogger Senor PeerPressure said...

holy crap, i just noticed its $69 for a used copy. i gotta have it...

7:08 PM  
Blogger Haddock said...

The Hof is a big star in Europe and of course in his own head :)

7:53 PM  
Blogger Undercover Angel said...

I guess he's supposed to be pretty big in Germany. I wouldn't buy one of his albums, but some people might.

I was disappointed to hear that he is going to star in the new Baywatch movie. The networks should spare us. I'm sure if they looked hard enough they could find someone more talented to replace him.

12:12 AM  
Blogger Senor PeerPressure said...

He is tops in Germany. Most of these 'reviews' are jokes though. They deliberately misspell his name and they are mocking him.

6:56 AM  
Blogger Matt Vella said...

Those reviews are priceless.

Ah, the Hoffmeister general...

He's big in Germany, but hey - they did try to take over the world a coupla times so their take on the world might be a bit warped.

3:24 PM  

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