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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Top 10 Signs The Govt Is Going Broke

From the March 14 Late Show with David Letterman, the "
Top Ten Signs the Government Is Running Out of Money." Late Show home page: www.cbs.com

10. State dinners are at IHOP

9. Country renamed United States of Ditech.com

8. Had to fire Laura's sexy Dominican gardner

7. Witness protection program now issues informants a fake mustache

6. For ten bucks you can punch Rumsfeld in the stomach

5. Bush's awkward call to Mrs. Milosevich asking if he's in Slobodan's will

4. The original Constitution is on eBay

3. N.S.A. can only afford to tap phones during off-peak hours

2. Price of a stamp is now two grand

1. Cheney was spotted strolling into a bank carrying his 12-gauge

posted by Senor PeerPressure at 8:03 PM

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