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Friday, March 17, 2006

The Pussification Of America

When I was a kid growing up in the 60’s and 70’s, we were still free. Kids could be kids.

When the 4th of July would draw near, my brothers and I would gather up the change we had saved and make the journey up to the local fireworks stand, which was actually an old school bus that had been converted into the most beautiful sight on Earth. I was 7 yrs old. We would load up on Black Cats, bottle rockets, roman candles, spinners, and punks. And we didn’t have any parents tagging along giving us a hard time about poking an eye out or burning the town down. Yeah, sometimes a black cat exploded in your hand and it hurt like all fuck. But it didn’t blow your finger off. You just learned to throw it a little faster. And most importantly, you didn’t tell mommy.

We didn’t wear helmets when we rode our bicycles. And we lived on our bicycles. You rode around the neighborhood trying to get enough kids together for a pick up game of baseball over at the school and you could almost always count on getting 10 guys. You don’t see that anymore. Nowadays, kids are wearing Kevlar armor to ride a Big Wheel. As Jon Stewart once said, “Why don’t we just put a sign on their back that says, ‘Mommies Little SugarPants’ ?”

At our elementary school we played on the monkey bars (some call it jungle gym now) and we had slides. We played dodgeball. We had tetherball. We had 12 Square, which is just like 4 Square only w 12 squares. We played tag. We played WAR. Bang bang, youre dead, fall on the ground.

You wont find kids playing any of those games at school nowadays. They’ve been outlawed. All for the sake of little Johhny’s self esteem. All because of a bunch of whiny pussified parents and their lawyers. I guess the kids just stand in the playground like zombies now and wait for the bell to announce their next indoctrination period (don’t send your kids to public schools, make the sacrifice and do the right thing for your kids).

A school trustee in Toronto who wanted to expand Black History Month to encompass the celebration of other nationalities and cultures was forced to withdraw the plan following complaints from irate members of the local black community, according to the Toronto Globe and Mail.

Trustee Scott Harrison wanted to designate February as Heritage Month to ensure that students from other groups wouldn't feel left out.

Whaaaat? Deal with it kids. You don’t get to be included in everything, You are not the center of the universe, there are others. I’m tired of the incessant drone from the pussified of America; somebody might be offended, somebody might not feel included.

Learn to deal with it. Mr. Life isn’t going to cut you any breaks. He’s a real prick and he’ll give you a swift kick in the nutsack when you reach out to shake his hand. You better be ready to deal with it.

You know those bumper stickers you see on cars that say stuff like “My Kid is A Terrific Citizen at Jefferson Elementary” ? That means their kids didn’t make the Honor Roll. There is a big push to get rid of the honor roll in San Diego and other cities, claiming it hurts the self esteem of the dolts who cant perform. So now we give them a bumpersticker to shut them up, ‘see, your kids’ a great kid, he’s just not very smart’.

Each day it gets worse. I just pulled the top of a bottle of water and there is a warning “Caution: Just in case you are a retard, if you inhale this cap you could choke to death. “

The Pussifcation of America continues to grow unabated. That’s why I vote Republican. It must be stopped.

But now the Pussification is infecting even the Republican Party with their insane spending and backbiting.

I say vote every friggin’ politician out. Both parties, All Incumbents Gone. That would be a nice start, don’t you think? C’mon, don’t be a pusssy…..


Blogger moonbat said...

Wow! I don’t know how old you are, but you sound like the kid that was always last to be chosen for the team. You think safety rules are a waste of time? Did you ever lose a loved-one, close friend, brother to some really stupid accident?
I am always curious as to why anyone in their right mind would support the ReUglicans and GWorthless, and now I know. You’re the ones that never got to play cowboys and cowboys…weird.

11:28 PM  
Blogger Jason Ward said...

Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers"... You know, I think we could get away with it. At our murder trial we wouldn't have adequate representation...

Great post.."it hurt like all fuck".. I've got to use that one

12:23 AM  
Blogger Senor said...

moonbat, I'm old enough to have played cowboys and 'indians'. (Its not cowboys and cowboys, you left wing pansy).

We dont allow some sports to be played at school because the choosing of sides makes some kid get chosen last and that hurts the poor babys esteem.

I dont think tag is very dangerous. Do your safety rules prohibit that? Were you the baby that ran crying to the nurses office when i creamed you during dodgeball? It sure sounds like it. Do you make your kids stay off the monkey bars and slide? I bet you do, Mommies Little Sugarpants.

7:37 AM  
Blogger Matt Vella said...

Moonbat, you are what's wrong with the far left. Part of the problem, you are. Don't be a pussy.

I'm in my late 30s and I played cowboys and indians. I played dodgeball, 4 square, and even something called slaughterball.

I blew up a ton of shit with firecrackers (and none of us ever got hurt), and I want to make sure my boy has access to the same kind of fun.

Public school won't be seeing him any time in the near decades.

Definitely a big yes on voting out all incumbents. Problem is...most Americans are a bunch of lazy pussies who won't do any such thing.

1:26 PM  
Blogger schrumpy said...

Man, you just fail to realize that the liberal universe is all encompassing. It is a mindset of thinking free, of coming up with solutions not dogma.

the fairly narrow dogma driven views of conservatiesa are easily emcompassed into lieral solutions when needed.

you say you are a republican because of the words they use. but fool, politiicans lie. and words mean squat! And Limbaugh, Oreilly et all create a smokescreen you use to avoid reality.

The reality is you have been on the side of crooks who have stolen trillions from the common good to support a return to aristocracy- and that ain't conservative buddy.

it ain't self reliance you got buddy, its kiss the CRONY ass of a rich man to beg some wealth away, no matter how hard you work. You have supported a society where rich fat cat cronies control asset allocation, o yeah, thats so self reliance. LOL

you have been used. so stop your whining, and stop the labels, liberal is not anti-conservaite. it is universal, all encompassing and allows for conservative views when approprite.

1:38 PM  
Blogger Senor said...

What a load of tripe, but thanks for stopping by and sharing the kool aid. I dont have to kiss any rich persons ass to get my money. I work for it. Whereas you wait for it to be reallocated from the rich to you.

7:53 PM  
Blogger Jason Ward said...

"from the common good"

Well, that phrase explains everything

9:16 PM  

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