The Pussification Of America

When I was a kid growing up in the 60’s and 70’s, we were still free. Kids could be kids.

When the 4^th of July would draw near, my brothers and I would gather up the change we had saved and make the journey up to the local fireworks stand, which was actually an old school bus that had been converted into the most beautiful sight on Earth. I was 7 yrs old. We would load up on Black Cats, bottle rockets, roman candles, spinners, and punks. And we didn’t have any parents tagging along giving us a hard time about poking an eye out or burning the town down. Yeah, sometimes a black cat exploded in your hand and it hurt like all fuck. But it didn’t blow your finger off. You just learned to throw it a little faster. And most importantly, you didn’t tell mommy.

We didn’t wear helmets when we rode our bicycles. And we lived on our bicycles. You rode around the neighborhood trying to get enough kids together for a pick up game of baseball over at the school and you could almost always count on getting 10 guys. You don’t see that anymore. Nowadays, kids are wearing Kevlar armor to ride a Big Wheel. As Jon Stewart once said, “Why don’t we just put a sign on their back that says, ‘Mommies Little SugarPants’ ?”

At our elementary school we played on the monkey bars (some call it jungle gym now) and we had slides. We played dodgeball. We had tetherball. We had 12 Square, which is just like 4 Square only w 12 squares. We played tag. We played WAR. Bang bang, youre dead, fall on the ground.

You wont find kids playing any of those games at school nowadays. They’ve been outlawed. All for the sake of little Johhny’s self esteem. All because of a bunch of whiny pussified parents and their lawyers. I guess the kids just stand in the playground like zombies now and wait for the bell to announce their next indoctrination period (don’t send your kids to public schools, make the sacrifice and do the right thing for your kids).

A school trustee in Toronto who wanted to expand Black History Month to encompass the celebration of other nationalities and cultures was forced to withdraw the plan following complaints from irate members of the local black community, according to the Toronto Globe and Mail.

Trustee Scott Harrison wanted to designate February as Heritage Month to ensure that students from other groups wouldn't feel left out.

Whaaaat? Deal with it kids. You don’t get to be included in everything, You are not the center of the universe, there are others. I’m tired of the incessant drone from the pussified of America; somebody might be offended, somebody might not feel included.

Learn to deal with it. Mr. Life isn’t going to cut you any breaks. He’s a real prick and he’ll give you a swift kick in the nutsack when you reach out to shake his hand. You better be ready to deal with it.

You know those bumper stickers you see on cars that say stuff like “My Kid is A Terrific Citizen at Jefferson Elementary” ? That means their kids didn’t make the Honor Roll. There is a big push to get rid of the honor roll in San Diego and other cities, claiming it hurts the self esteem of the dolts who cant perform. So now we give them a bumpersticker to shut them up, ‘see, your kids’ a great kid, he’s just not very smart’.

Each day it gets worse. I just pulled the top of a bottle of water and there is a warning “Caution: Just in case you are a retard, if you inhale this cap you could choke to death. “

The Pussifcation of America continues to grow unabated. That’s why I vote Republican. It must be stopped.

But now the Pussification is infecting even the Republican Party with their insane spending and backbiting.

I say vote every friggin’ politician out. Both parties, All Incumbents Gone. That would be a nice start, don’t you think? C’mon, don’t be a pusssy…..