The Lone Murtha
posted by Senor PeerPressure at 5:42 PM
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6 Comments:
Why would I care how old you are? You should have seen me today. I screwed two of my neighbors over big time and made some cash, then I jacked around some of my employees and pocketed the loot.
Dont laugh, that extra income helps me keep this cash cow of a site rolling along. It isnt cheap to run an expensive site like this, I'll admit that. The staff alone kills my overhead. But I still have the yacht.
Woo hoo! My check from Halliburton came today!
No Moonbat, Winston Churchill wrote that... But as a leftist, you shouldn't be expected to know any history
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I'm sure you meant to say 'punctuate', not 'spell'.
An apostrophe is 'punctuation', professor.
arrrr...a good rabble rousin' goin on in here! yeah this site sucks Kevin! But like moonbat I come back for more to suck on...keep your juices flowing eh? :)
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