Acting!

From Alec Baldwins guest column on The Huffington Post, 2/17/06:
So, I suppose the question is...what kind of civil trial will we see, or not see, between Cheney and Whittington? Whittington is certainly no stranger to a court room and to civil litigation. Will Cheney pay him off, preemptively? Will they go to court? I would imagine if a guy with a few beers in him shoots you in the face on a hunting trip, how could you turn down that opportunity? Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately. Who ever thought Harry Whittington would be the answer to America's prayers. Finally, someone who might get that lying, thieving Cheney into a courtroom to answer some direct questions."

No, Alec. You see, unlike the metrosexuals in Hollywood, men in Texas are men. They dont sue their buddies over accidents and they dont see them as 'opportunities' to cash in. They are not the self-obsessed whores that you and your ilk are. Its also a bit slanderous to say he had a 'few beers in him' when no such evidence exists. Never let the truth get in the way of what you are trying to say though, right Alec? Let nothing stand between you and your blind hatred of the President of the United States.

I would have respected you more if you had had the guts to leave the country like you said you would if Bush was re-elected. You are a first class Hollywood phony and you fit right in with Arianna and her rich, jet-setting elitist friends.


On a side note, I worked at a pretty exclusive country club in Austin, Texas during the mid 80's and Harry Whittington was the board president. I had spoken with him dozens of times ("more coffee, Mr. Whittington?") and he was one of the nicer members of the club. He always treated everybody with respect and called you by your name.