Al Gore is a Joke

Carbon credits are bullshit.
I think the concept is comparable to this:
An extremely obese individual excuses his excess consumption by claiming he is merely eating what the others have left on their plates, and then paying a portion of their dinner bill.

Are you gonna finish those fries?
Mind if I do? Here's a quarter.

And then Fatboy waddles away feeling good about himself....

KILL CHENEY

The HuffPo got a BIG slapdown from Rush Limbaugh today.
Arianna had posted a story about the assassination attempt on VP Cheney in Afghanistan. The HuffPo readers comments section was CHOCK FULL of remarks lamenting the fact that the VP of The United States was not killed in the attack.

Rush read comment after deranged comment from the HuffPo moonbats who were quite explicit in their displeasure over the VP's unfortunate survival. Not the kind of comments they want the average MAINSTREAM American to hear....the last thing the Left needs is for Americans to see them for what they really are; hating America, hating capitalism, and hating Christians, hating our leadership.

Not just disagreeing.....but, HATING.

Here's the great part:
Notice that there are only 12 comments listed and there is a message stating that 'COMMENTS ARE CLOSED".
They actually had to delete HUNDREDS of lunatic messages and they only wound up with TWELVE that were keepers. They are laughable; "Thank God Cheney wasn't hurt".

Arianna knew that this made her and her sicko Hate-Bush readership look like the leftist extremists that they are.

So, Arianna got the crew out there quick, pulling down the dirty laundry before the rest of America could see the skidmarks in their 'truthiness'.

Olbermann - First Place for Biggest Hypocrite

"There is, obviously, no mistaking Saddam Hussein for a human being. But nor is there any mistaking him for Adolf Hitler.

Invoking the German dictator who subjugated Europe; who tried to exterminate the Jews; who sought to overtake the world is not just in the poorest of taste, but in its hyperbole, it insults not merely the victims of the Third Reich, but those in this country who fought it and defeated it.

Saddam Hussein was not Adolf Hitler."
-Keith Olbermann


OK, Keith, we get the message;
Saddam is not Adolph and to make those comparisons is ludicrous.
Now, comparing Adolph to Bill O'Reilly, that's perfectly alright in the eyes of the Great Hypocrite.

Dishonest Headline #235

Well, let's see what the libtards are crying about today. Hmmm....looks like a bad case of 'We have no sense of humor'-itis.

Of course, Arianna would rather post yet another intentionally dishonest headline than admit Tony got a laugh out of the press corp. The White House made no comment on Al Gore's Oscar. The story states quite clearly that Tony was asked what he thought about Gore's film, not what the White House thought.

Libtards never win with the truth.
Ever.


WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Al Gore is garnering wide praise following his documentary's win at last night's Academy Awards -- even from White House Press Secretary Tony Snow.

Asked in a press briefing Monday what he thought about Al Gore's documentary film, "An Inconvenient Truth," winning an Oscar, Snow said, "I'm happy for him," and mused, "It's good to have a second career."

Clinton's Moustache

I've always thought Bill would look ridiculous with a moustache...

Well, there you have it. The HuffPo reports that the Taliban is ready and able to destroy the American infidels.
You Libtards are right once again, Arianna, we better run while we still have the chance, we can't beat these guys!

The Dems are pushing for an immediate SURRENDER. They must stop the war NOW before this final surge has a chance to succeed.

And the HuffPo is lovin' it. Check out the 'top stories' in the sidebar. A story about the evil American troops and their murdering, rapist ways, a diatribe about the evils of corporate capitalism, and of course Britney.

What? No FOX slam?

San Fran Nan went into liberal crybaby mode after Cheney stated that the Dem strategy of denying funding for the troops 'validates Al Qaeda's strategy'.

He didn't say anything about patriotism and Nan knows it. The facts are clear: If we don't complete the mission we have failed. If we fail, Al Qaeda wins. It's really quite simple.
Here's what he said:
"I think if we were to do what Speaker Pelosi and Congressman Murtha are suggesting, all we will do is validate the al-Qaida strategy," the vice president told ABC News. "The al-Qaida strategy is to break the will of the American people ... try to persuade us to throw in the towel and come home, and then they win because we quit."

And Al Qaeda is banging their heads on the floor and praying to Allah that the Dems prevail.

Is there anybody out there who would deny that?

What does Nan do? She actually tries to call the President to whine about Cheney's comments. I'm sure that after being put on hold for an appropriate amount of time, the White House operator informed her that, "The President has more pressing issues to deal with. Thanks for calling...."

This is the same lame liberal strategy that's been used countless times already; If somebody attacks your ideas then you should claim that they are questioning your patriotism.

Read the article for yourself. Nowhere does Cheney question anybody's patriotism.
AP Newswire
(HotAir)

UPDATE:

During Friday's interview in Sydney with ABC News, Cheney said, "I'm not sure what part of it is that Nancy disagreed with. She accused me of questioning her patriotism. I didn't question her patriotism. I questioned her judgment."

"You also have to be accountable for the results. What are the consequences of that? What happens if we withdraw from Iraq?," he said. "And the point I made and I'll make it again is that al-Qaida functions on the basis that they think they can break our will. That's their fundamental underlying strategy, that if they can kill enough Americans or cause enough havoc, create enough chaos in Iraq, then we'll quit and go home. And my statement was that if we adopt the Pelosi policy, that then we will validate the strategy of al-Qaida. I said it and I meant it."

Asked if he was willing to take back his criticism of Pelosi, Cheney replied, "I'm not backing down."

How many people have been charged with leaking a 'covert' (not) agents' name to the media?
Zero.
No Karl Rove in orange jumpsuit. No smoking gun linking Cheney.
Zero.

Another liberal assassination plot fails to bear fruit.

San Fran Nan appoints the corrupt congressman from Louisiana, William "ColdCash" Jefferson to the House Homeland Security Committee. So much for 'cleaning house', eh?
SanFranNanCorrupt

San Fran Nan backs bill to give tuition breaks to illegals.
As in 'criminals'
SanFranNan

Hillary Clinton buying black votes in an attempt to counteract the blackness of B. Hussein Obama.
Shrillary

The Libtardos over at the HuffPo are showing their true colors once more. Embracing diversity and all that jazz.

Mormon's are something to fear? Harry Reid is a Mormon. And he is pretty scary...
The aged give them the willies? What is Robert 'KKK' Byrd now, about 112?
Married multiple times? That bothers whom? The Kennedy's?

What's funny is that they think the voters will embrace President Barak HUSSEIN OBAMA if they and the left leaning media hype him enough. LOL.

Nowhere does the article discuss 'ideas' or 'substance', it's nothing more than superficial red-meat for the digital brownshirts who make up the HuffPo readership.

Dishonest Headline #233

The silly libtardos go completely apoplectic apeshit at the mere mention of FOX NEWS. It's hilarious how they see Olbermann as the benchmark in objective news commentary. Read some of their weeping and gnashing of teeth:

Brit is a dickhead and everybody knows it.
By: House on February 18, 2007 at 12:16pm

Fox News supports, promotes and conducts hate speech campaigns as a matter of corporate policy... but what else would you expect from george bush's state propaganda machine... Heil bush! The biggest failure as an American in our country's history.
By: zerocoma on February 18, 2007 at 12:19pm

Murdoch and his goons at Fox were the key proponents of a silent coup with a simple philosophy: perpetual and expanding war (they are dreaming about a nuclear one, of course, but the order to start saying "it is a not as bad as people might think" is not out yet).
By: sammy333 on February 18, 2007 at 12:19pm

Murtha is the voice of the real Pentagon, which, I suspect, has come to loathe Bush and the Bush-supporting fascist scum like Fox News.
By: ProfessorDuh on February 18, 2007 at 12:33pm

Unfortunately, Fox News, the propaganda ministry of the White House, has to back our dictator as he takes us over the cliff. The whole Fox News crew are a bunch of paid idiots who slavishly echo the opinions of our master cretin, George W. Bush, who will soon be attacking Iran.
By: basilobo on February 18, 2007 at 01:01pm

Fox News WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME, BRIT HUME, WHAT A FUCKING USELESS LYING PANDERING PIECE OF SHIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
By: keepyourheaddown on February 18, 2007 at 01:12pm

They are the Pravda of the new USSR in America. The Fascists love to control the media.
By: kasinca on February 18, 2007 at 01:18pm

I agree with those that say that media conglomerates should be broken up. And I'll go further, any media making profits should not be allowed to brand themselves as news.
By: Kellyser on February 18, 2007 at 01:27pm

FOX FASCISM = COWARDLY CHICKENHAWK CHICKENSHIT
By: willfarnaby on February 18, 2007 at 01:34pm

Faux News needs to be dismantled, and all of its talking empty heads marched of to prison for treason against the American people, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights. They have become a sick parody of the right wing fascists trying to take over this country and dismantle Congress and the rule of a law. Their sickness seems to know no bounds. Anyone who watches this station and believes with or agrees to a think they say is an unamerican, unpatriotic traitor to everything this nation has stood for for over 20 years.
By: HeartlandLiberal on February 18, 2007 at 01:59pm

WHEW! Can anybody say 'psychos'?

Such hypocrisy from the Dems. What do they think will happen to Iraq the second we surrender and leave? Make no mistake, it will burn a lot faster than Rome.

Bash The Troops!

Just a reminder from the Huffington Post that not only are our soldiers uneducated dolts, (thank you , John Kerry), they are also a bunch of criminals.

But, the left 'supports the troops'.

Interesting. How many of them are experts in foreign policy and military tactics?
I'm guessing about 90% can't name their state senator.

"We're a day late in getting responses to the story," Rove told a staff meeting, according to Libby's notes. "Get the full story out," Cheney told aides, according to Libby's grand jury testimony.

And by 'full story' he meant counteract the lies that Joey was out spreading to the media.
One was that he had been sent to Niger by Cheney, when in fact it was nepotism that got him the gig. Why did he lie?
Second, the report he turned in to the govt varied quite a bit from the fairy tale he told the NYT. The Commission determined that Wilson's yellowcake story didn't hold water and they stood by the original intelligence assessment.

So, an angry Cheney asks, "Why is the media giving Joe a free pass and helping to spread his distortions?"
"Get the FULL story out."

Now, we wouldn't want that, would we? When republicans fight back, they are labeled an 'attack machine' by the libtardos.

Dishonest Headline #231

I'm going to do it everyday, Arianna. I'm going to continue exposing the lies you spin on your web of deceit.

And today is no different. Another day, another made up headline meant to feed Bush-Derangement-Syndrome.Arianna, as usual, lies with the headline. The tourists aren't staying away because of Bush's low ratings. Quite the contrary, whenever The Commander In Chief is in town, tourism is wayyyyyyy up.


So, what has caused the decline in tourist dollars? The article spells it out very clearly, but the HuffPOS decided it would be better to fabricate a headline. The decline in tourist dollars is directly related to the arrival of the Great Unwashed, the Cindy Sheehan libtardos who descend upon the town of Crawford like a locust plague of biblical proportions.

Tie-dyed hippies who haven't bathed in week, asking to use the restrooms of the local businesses, and spending nothing....that's what keeps the tourists away.
To quote from the article itself:

The Crawford Chamber of Commerce and Agriculture said it had no figures on how many visitors the city gets.

Crow suggested that the anti-war demonstrations that Cindy Sheehan started in Crawford in 2005 have led some tourists to stay away.

"When the president would be home, more people would come hoping to get a glimpse of him," she said. "But with the frustrations caused by the protesters, it wasn't as popular to come to Crawford and pick up trinkets."

Yup, you and the kids travel all the way to Crawford hoping to catch a glimpse of the President of The United States, when all of a sudden you find traffic blocked by a clan of stinkie hippies lying in the roadway having a 'dead in' protest.

"Honey...keep driving. Step on it."

"We must heed the results of the November elections and the wishes of the American people," said Majority Leader Harry Reid (news, bio, voting record).

Reid, D-Nev., spoke moments before a vote that sidetracked a nonbinding measure expressing disagreement with Bush's plan to deploy an additional 21,500 troops to Iraq.

The vote was 49-47, or 11 short of the 60 needed to go ahead with debate, and left the fate of the measure uncertain.

First of all, Harry, just because your party picked up the Senate and House doesn't mean you are now the president. That job is already taken. You don't get to order a complete surrender to the enemy. Try again in 2008.

Second, If the 'people had spoken', as you claim, then your party would have the votes needed to pass this resolution.

But they don't, do they? And they didn't, did they? Think you can overturn a presidential veto?

I don't.

Liberals have a lot of nerve crying about FOX NEWS. They should take a long look in the mirror.

Take this dishonest headline for instance. The "Bush Link" is nothing more than some consultants who have at one time or another consulted with the White House. This is nothing more than a Kevin Bacon Six Degrees of Separation ploy.

How about the claim that Exxon provides 'much of the funding' of this think tank? AEI gets only 17% of its income from corporate sponsors and Exxon makes up but a fraction of that.

And nobody is offering scientists bribes to change their scientific opinions. Rather they are offering to pay some of their research and travel expenses so that the OTHER SIDE OF THE DEBATE CAN BE HEARD.

You see, the moonbats don't want to hear differing opinions.

The letters, sent to scientists in Britain, the US and elsewhere, attack the UN's panel as "resistant to reasonable criticism and dissent and prone to summary conclusions that are poorly supported by the analytical work" and ask for essays that "thoughtfully explore the limitations of climate model outputs".

Those evil bastards! How dare they try to present both sides of the argument to the scientific community! Disputing the Gospel of the Sky Is Falling crowd will not be tolerated by the libtardo left.

UKGuardian

Man, liberals really are pussies.

How many times was Pres. Bush supposed to ask them to stand back?
Poor babies, they had to walk to one side quickly. What was that tractors top speed, 5mph?

"I would suggest moving back," Bush said as he climbed into the cab of a massive D-10 tractor.

What part of that sentence did the moronic press not understand?

OMG! IT WAS LIKE GITMO ALL OVER AGAIN!!

The moonbats over at the HuffPOS are having a shit-fit. The entire comments section is filled with libtardos crying that Bush intentionally tried to kill the reporters and that he should face charges.

It doesn't get much better than this....